Secrets are more powerful when people know you've got them.

A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit. A savory fruit. A fruit that has ambitions far beyond the ambitions of other fruits.

We can't know or say what other people do. You have to think what you want to do to get the situation where you want it to be.

There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they're China. 'Hello there! You're so far away, I can't get to you! Can you even hear me?

..we'll deal with it, because the good outweighs the bad.

Absorbing the fact that sometimes, people do cut you slack and forgive you and want you anyway. Sometimes they do. And when they do, even if it's not a happy ending, it is delicious

When you hate someone you used to love, and you think he's done something awful - he probably has.