You can't have an ending. It's impossible. Because unlike in the movies, life goes on. You're never at the end until you die.

I like to be direct." "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally send mixed messages." "I doubt it." "Human interaction is not my strong point," I told him.

There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they're China. 'Hello there! You're so far away, I can't get to you! Can you even hear me?

Never take a seat in the back of the room. Winners sit up front.

You can't have an ending. It's impossible. Because unlike in the movies, life goes on. You're never at the end until you die.

When you hate someone you used to love, and you think he's done something awful - he probably has.

She had been nobody and he had been golden.