The crime of suicide lies rather in its disregard for the feelings of those whom we leave behind.

Do we find happiness so often that we should turn it off the box when it happens to sit there?

Curiosity is one of the lowest of the human faculties. You will have noticed in daily life that when people are inquisitive they nearly always have bad memories and are usually stupid at bottom.

Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!

I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.

Nonsense and beauty have close connections.

I am an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort.