What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.

Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.

Human nature is rarely so amusing as when trying to get a house off its hands. Women at this task can be untruthful enough, but their untruth lacks the infusion of candor which a skillful male liar can introduce.

What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.