Aig [F.-M. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e don't say much; 'e don't, so to say, say nothin'; but what 'e don't say don't mean nothin', not 'arf. But when 'e do say something--my Gawd!

People in hotels strike no roots. The French phrase for chronic hotel guests even says so; they are called dwellers sur la branche.

A genius is a man who does unique things of which nobody would expect him to be capable.

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation.

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.