I am a believer in punctuality though it makes me very lonely
A genius is a man who does unique things of which nobody would expect him to be capable.
Aig [F.-M. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e don't say much; 'e don't, so to say, say nothin'; but what 'e don't say don't mean nothin', not 'arf. But when 'e do say something--my Gawd!
The art of life is to show your hand.
Suspicion of happiness is in our blood.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.