Aig [F.-M. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e don't say much; 'e don't, so to say, say nothin'; but what 'e don't say don't mean nothin', not 'arf. But when 'e do say something--my Gawd!

There is no diplomacy like candor.

Suspicion of happiness is in our blood.

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.

What is literature compared with cooking? The one is shadow, the other is substance.

Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

There are two words for everything.