I am a believer in punctuality though it makes me very lonely

In betting on races, there are two elements that are never lacking - hope as hope, and an incomplete recollection of the past.

Aig [F.-M. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e don't say much; 'e don't, so to say, say nothin'; but what 'e don't say don't mean nothin', not 'arf. But when 'e do say something--my Gawd!

Americans are people who prefer the Continent to their own country, but refuse to learn its languages.

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.

A genius is a man who does unique things of which nobody would expect him to be capable.

The truth is the only thing worth having, and, in a civilized life, like ours, where so many risks are removed, facing it is almost the only courageous thing left to do.