One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

A genius is a man who does unique things of which nobody would expect him to be capable.

There are two words for everything.

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

Aig [F.-M. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e don't say much; 'e don't, so to say, say nothin'; but what 'e don't say don't mean nothin', not 'arf. But when 'e do say something--my Gawd!

The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor.

In betting on races, there are two elements that are never lacking - hope as hope, and an incomplete recollection of the past.