Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.
Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.
In baseball, you can't kill the clock. You've got to give the other man his chance. That's why this is the greatest game.
The key step for an infielder is the first one, but before the ball is hit.
Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.
On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'