Earl Weaver Quotes

Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.

Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose.

Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

The Chinese tell time by 'The Year of the Horse' or 'The Year of the Dragon.' I tell time by 'The Year of the Back' and 'The Year of the Elbow.' This year it's 'The Year of the Ulnar Nerve.' Someone once asked me if I had any physical incapacities of my own. 'Sure I do,' I said. 'One big one - Jim Palmer.'

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

Do the dull things right so the extraordinary things will not be required too often.

The guy who says, 'I love the challenge of managing,' is one step from being out of a job. I don't welcome any challenge. I'd rather have nine guys named Robinson.

In baseball, you can't kill the clock. You've got to give the other man his chance. That's why this is the greatest game.

I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded.

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.

The key step for an infielder is the first one, but before the ball is hit.

Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on the back. You can get all kinds of things with them, blenders, everything. I saved up enough one time and got Al Bumbry.

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

Bad ballplayers make good managers, not the other way around. All I can do is help them be as good as they are.

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

There was nothing to keep him (Cal Ripken, Jr.) from being a star in the Major Leagues. That was inevitable.

A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank Robinson while he played for me.

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get a hold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.'

No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.

Leadership can be defined in one word - honesty. You must be honest with the players and honest with yourself.

I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.

I think there should be bad blood between all clubs.

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

Team speed for Christ's sake. You got bleeping' bleep bleep little fleas on the bleeping' bases getting picked off, trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get some big bleep bleepers that can hit the bleeping ball out of ballpark and you can't make any bleep bleeping mistakes.

Momentum is only as good as tomorrow's starting pitcher.

Some have said that I can accept inadequacies in my players but not in umpires. That completely misses the point. I can't tolerate anyone's mistake.

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.

This ain't a football game, we do this every day.

I don't think, in all the years I managed them, I ever spoke more than thirty words to Frank and Brooks Robinson.

I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.