The public has become my fairy godmother.

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

I don't have to have the biggest house or the biggest car or the longest mink, but quality of life is really glamorous.

Jewelry, to me, is a pain in the derriere, because you have to be watching it all the time.

I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger.

I used to love it when I walked down the street and construction workers would whistle.

Thank God I got the rejects. These animals are very, very affectionate.