I will always have enough money to last the rest of my life...as long as I don't buy anything.

The free access to information is not a privilege, but a necessity for any free society. One of my favorite things to do as a young man was wander through the stacks of my hometown library. I'd just browse until I found something interesting. Libraries have definitely changed my life.

Where the work goes, I go. Wherever adulation occurs, that's where you'll find me.

I was a newspaper editor in high school, and I truly thought of journalism as a career. I loved it.

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.

The older I've gotten, the more the need to exert comedy no matter how tragic a character I may be portraying because they are essentials for presenting truth.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.