I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.
Ed AsnerAs they used to say 'What if they gave a war and nobody came?' How worthwhile if they declared a day of peace and everybody came.
Ed AsnerI loved journalism until the day my journalism teacher, a man I revered, came by my desk and said, 'Are you planning on going into journalism?' I said, 'Yeah.' He said, 'I wouldn't.' I said, 'Well, why not?' He said, 'You can't make a living.'
Ed Asner