As they used to say 'What if they gave a war and nobody came?' How worthwhile if they declared a day of peace and everybody came.

Where the work goes, I go. Wherever adulation occurs, that's where you'll find me.

The older I've gotten, the more the need to exert comedy no matter how tragic a character I may be portraying because they are essentials for presenting truth.

As they used to say 'What if they gave a war and nobody came?' How worthwhile if they declared a day of peace and everybody came.

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.

I will always have enough money to last the rest of my life...as long as I don't buy anything.

Some of my earliest political feelings were based on the anti-Japanese bubblegum cards I got. There were also Spanish Civil War bubblegum cards. Awful.