The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

I intend to vote for President George W. Bush in the next election, because in my view, he is best able to wage the war against international terrorism.

In action be primitive; in foresight, a strategist.

[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater of the absurd.

...the mayor should not be advancing a policy that encourages [illegal] immigrants to think of New York City as their safe haven.

In a neighborhood, as in life, a clean bandage is much, much better than a raw or festering wound.

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.