We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.