Eddie Cantor Quotes

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

It takes years to make an overnight success.

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.

Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line.

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

All women are natural born espionage agents.

We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch

Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes.