There's always been a lot of negative stuff written about me. That's why I don't pay any attention to the critics. They've never liked anything I've done. What do critics know? It's the way the audience reacts that matters.

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

I leave my house all the time! But I'm not at all the Hollywood parties. I'm grown, and where else am I supposed to be? I'm supposed to be home.

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.