There's always been a lot of negative stuff written about me. That's why I don't pay any attention to the critics. They've never liked anything I've done. What do critics know? It's the way the audience reacts that matters.

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

From the very beginning, I always tried to make dialogue flow comfortably; I always did that to make it seem more authentic.

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.