There's always been a lot of negative stuff written about me. That's why I don't pay any attention to the critics. They've never liked anything I've done. What do critics know? It's the way the audience reacts that matters.

The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better for the Irish.

Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.