I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the way Chaplin did. I'll do that before I'm thirty.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.