I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s.

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the way Chaplin did. I'll do that before I'm thirty.

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever lived. And I think it's because he had such presence. When Elvis walked into a room, Elvis Presley was in the f***ing room. I don't give a f*** who was in the room with him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.