I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in.

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.

I will blow your face clean off your face!

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

I only want to do what I really want to do; otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.