I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.

It is as big a mistake to turn down a good shot as it is to take a bad one

Making movies is time-consuming and it's boring. You spend most of your time waiting between takes. It's like a big machine that moves slowly.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.