How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!