When I go back to the stage, I want to be able to do everything. I want to be able to do music and comedy and all that stuff and have a show like nobody ever had before.

I will blow your face clean off your face!

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

I only want to do what I really want to do; otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.

I just voted for Jesse Jackson !

I'm in a whole different part of show business. I'm not even part of Shakespeare in Love.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.