White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better for the Irish.

I'm the artist when I'm doing music that I am when I'm acting. I'm everything.

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.