Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in.

All inspiration comes from a higher power. The body is a shell. The creative spot is from God - You hear voices, everybody does. When you get older, you refer to it as intuition.

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.