Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

I keep telling people I'll make movies until I'm fifty and then I'll go and do something else. I'm going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

I will blow your face clean off your face!

Growing up, I liked all the stuff that everyone else was listening to, like Motown, but the biggest group of all was The Beatles.