All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business where success is an exception and not the rule, I've mostly been successful.

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

From the very beginning, I always tried to make dialogue flow comfortably; I always did that to make it seem more authentic.

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.