All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people