I applied to Uncyclopedia Bassists, and was accepted!!
Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass!
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.
I started doing all kinds of weird stuff on the guitar, which became part of my playing. I started doing harmonics and tapping on the guitar and pulling off strings and doing all this weird stuff that no one had ever done before.
I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for?
Imagine if Beethoven had a tape recorder. Then you'd know exactly what he meant. Maybe he meant 'Da da da da' instead of 'Boom boom boom boom!' Who knows?