Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it.

I used to hurt so badly that I'd ask God why, what have I done to deserve any of this? I feel now He was preparing me for this, for the future. That's the way I see it.

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

We are often jealous of our little secrets, though to another ear they generally convey neither profit nor entertainment.

Who said it first? We don't know, but very often we find the same ideas attributed to two different people. All we can do is give you both. . . . The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

A happy marriage is still the greatest treasure within the gift of fortune.