You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.
A happy marriage is still the greatest treasure within the gift of fortune.
Those who seek to impress upon us that they are gentlemen will usually be found mistaken.
Faith is a permanent and vital endowment of the human mind-a part of reason itself. The insane alone are without it.
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it.