You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.

Who said it first? We don't know, but very often we find the same ideas attributed to two different people. All we can do is give you both. . . . The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

No mean woman can cook well. It calls for a generous spirit, a light hand, and a large heart.

Those who seek to impress upon us that they are gentlemen will usually be found mistaken.

The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it.

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

A happy marriage is still the greatest treasure within the gift of fortune.