I have discovered that the world over, unusual weather prevails at all times of the year.

Clothes therefore, must be the insignia of the superiority of man over all other animals, for surely there could be no other reason for wearing the hideous things

It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.

As the body rolled to the ground Tarzan of the Apes placed his foot upon the neck of his lifelong enemy and, raising his eyes to the full moon, threw back his fierce young head and voiced the wild and terrible cry of his people.

It is a characteristic of the weak and criminal to attribute to others the misfortunes that are the result of their own wickedness.

In that little party there was not one who would desert another; yet we were of different countries, different colours, different races, different religions--and one of us was of a different world.

Golf is a mental disorder.