Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps?

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

Down goes Cena! Down goes Cena! Down goes Cena!

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.