Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.

Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.