Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

He's the game all right.

And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.