Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.

Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!