We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.

I suppose ultimately I'm interested in music. I'm a musician. I'm not a gunslinger. That's the difference between what I do and what a lot of guitar heroes do.

Why am I arguing with a computer?