Men give love because they want sex. Women give sex because they want love. That's the difference between men and women. Ever notice how when we talk about our love lives, it's always about a man? Singular. All most of us want is one good man. But when men talk, it's about women. Plural. They want as many as they can get.

Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to.

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.

... I have become a conscientious objector in the war between the sexes.

Everybody seems normal, till you get to know them.

Every once in a while, there comes a story. A story that blows your mind. One where you know you've made a difference. That's what makes it all worthwhile. That and the anticipation. It's addictive, because you never know when it will happen, but when it does, nothing in the world is as important.

In the criminal justice system you see the worst people on their best behavior, unlike the civil system, where the best people behave at their worst.