Men give love because they want sex. Women give sex because they want love. That's the difference between men and women. Ever notice how when we talk about our love lives, it's always about a man? Singular. All most of us want is one good man. But when men talk, it's about women. Plural. They want as many as they can get.

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.

To entrust to an editor a story over which you have labored and to which your name and reputation are attached can be like sending your daughter off for an evening with Ted Bundy.

In the criminal justice system you see the worst people on their best behavior, unlike the civil system, where the best people behave at their worst.

Life is a death-defying experience.

... I have become a conscientious objector in the war between the sexes.