Men give love because they want sex. Women give sex because they want love. That's the difference between men and women. Ever notice how when we talk about our love lives, it's always about a man? Singular. All most of us want is one good man. But when men talk, it's about women. Plural. They want as many as they can get.

Books are like your children. They take nine months to write; the manuscript weighs six pounds and...you send them out into the world and hope that some day they'll send back money.

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.

Life is a death-defying experience.

Guns have no eyes, no friends. You never know if they'll protect your life or take it.

The past is an unsolved mystery and the truth a moving target.

Everybody seems normal, till you get to know them.