Friends are family you choose.

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.

Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to.

Love is so fragile and so often fatal. I am amazed when people are brave enough to risk it.

Fear is like water. You need it. And it's good for you, as long as you have the right amount.

If not for bad luck we'd have no luck at all.