If not for bad luck we'd have no luck at all.
In the criminal justice system you see the worst people on their best behavior, unlike the civil system, where the best people behave at their worst.
Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to.
Guns have no eyes, no friends. You never know if they'll protect your life or take it.
Everybody seems normal, till you get to know them.
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.