You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
Friends are family you choose.
Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to.
In the criminal justice system you see the worst people on their best behavior, unlike the civil system, where the best people behave at their worst.
Books are like your children. They take nine months to write; the manuscript weighs six pounds and...you send them out into the world and hope that some day they'll send back money.