I always warn aspiring reporters to observe three basic rules: 1. Never trust an editor. 2. Never trust an editor. 3. Never trust an editor.

In the criminal justice system you see the worst people on their best behavior, unlike the civil system, where the best people behave at their worst.

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.

Life is a death-defying experience.

Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to.

... I have become a conscientious objector in the war between the sexes.

Men give love because they want sex. Women give sex because they want love. That's the difference between men and women. Ever notice how when we talk about our love lives, it's always about a man? Singular. All most of us want is one good man. But when men talk, it's about women. Plural. They want as many as they can get.