No one in the United States has the right to own millions of acres of American land, I don't care how they came by it.

Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, is safe, and sane, and sure.

No woman ought to pretend she's intelligent. And if she is she ought to have the intelligence to pretend she isn't.

The small town smart set is deadly serious about its smartness.

It's terrible to realize that you don't learn how to live until you're ready to die; and, then it's too late.

Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.