Spring ... made fair false promises which summer was called upon to keep.

Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.

A stricken tree, a living thing, so beautiful, so dignified, so admirable in its potential longevity, is, next to man, perhaps the most touching of wounded objects.

No woman ought to pretend she's intelligent. And if she is she ought to have the intelligence to pretend she isn't.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

It's terrible to realize that you don't learn how to live until you're ready to die; and, then it's too late.

There is an interesting resemblance in the speeches of dictators, no matter what country they may hail from or what language they may speak.