Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier.

People permit life to slide past them like a deft pickpocket, their purse-not yet missed and now too late-in his hand.

There are only two kinds of people in the world that really count. One kind's wheat and the other kind's emeralds.

I like any place that isn't here.

Christmas is not a season. It is a feeling.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, is safe, and sane, and sure.

The small town smart set is deadly serious about its smartness.