Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
Every man should be his own guru; every woman her own gurette.
Our big social institutions do not reflect human nature; they distort it.
Whenever I see a photograph of some sportsman grinning over his kill, I am always impressed by the striking moral and esthetic superiority of the dead animal to the live one.
The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink. Then add the kitchen sink.