Some of my ancestors fought in the American Revolution. A few more wore red coats, a few wore blue coats, and the rest wore no coats at all. We never did figure out who won that war.

Some people write to please, to soothe, to console. Others to provoke, to challenge, to exasperate and infuriate. I've always found the second approach the more pleasing.

In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. A different race.

Humans were free before the word freedom became necessary.

Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.

Books are like eggs -- best when fresh.

The basic science is not physics or mathematics but biology -- the study of life. We must learn to think both logically and bio-logically.