There is a deep, abiding, unshakable satisfaction in a life of complete failure.
The domination of nature leads to the domination of human nature.
America My Country: last nation on earth to abolish human slavery; first of all nations to drop the nuclear bomb on our fellow human beings.
If there's anything I hate, it's the vibraphone. And the cha-cha-cha. And Latin rhythms generally.
One thing worse than self-hatred is chiggers.
Women who love only women may have a good point.