Doctrines like Christianity or Islam or Marxism require unanimity of belief. One dissenter casts doubt on the creed of millions.

Government should be weak, amateurish and ridiculous. At present, it fulfills only a third of the role.

If you feel that you're not ready to die, never fear; nature will give you complete and adequate assistance when the time comes.

Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.

Whatever we cannot easily understand we call God; this saves much wear and tear on the brain tissues.

I always write with my .357 magnum handy. Why? Well, you never know when God may try to interfere.

Men love their ideas more than their lives. And the more preposterous the idea, the more eager they are to die for it. And to kill for it.