A true conservative must necessarily be a conservationist.

Our big social institutions do not reflect human nature; they distort it.

How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah.

I'm in favor of animal liberation. Why? Because I'm an animal.

To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me.

Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society.

To the Technocrats: Have mercy on us. Relax a bit, take time out for simple pleasures. For example, the luxuries of electricity, indoor plumbing, central heating, instant electronic communication and such, have taught me to relearn and enjoy the basic human satisfactions of dipping water from a cold clear mountain stream; of building a wood fire in a cast-iron stove; of using long winter nights for making music, making things, making love; of writing long letters, in longhand with a fountain pen, to the few people on this earth I truly care about.