A true conservative must necessarily be a conservationist.

I always wanted to be a cowboy. But alas! I was burdened early with certain inescapable obligations to world literature.

War: First day in the U.S. Army, the government placed a Bible in my left hand, a bayonet in the other.

As war and government prove, insanity is the most contagious of diseases.

When a man must be afraid to drink freely from his country's river and streams that country is no longer fit to live in.

The New Age orgy: The flesh was willing but the spirit's weak.

Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society.