My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers.

Anton Bruckner wrote the same symphony nine times, trying to get it just right. He failed.

You long for success? Start at the bottom; dig down.

To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me.

Among politicians and businessmen, *Pragmatism* is the current term for 'To hell with our children.'

Ah yes, the head is full of books. The hard part is to force them down through the bloodstream and out through the fingers.

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.