My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers.

The best people, like the best wines, come from the hills.

Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.

Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak.

I love America because it is a confused, chaotic mess - and I hope we can keep it this way for at least another thousand years. The permissive society is the free society.

I would prefer to write about everything; what else is there? But one must be selective.

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.