A genius is always on duty; even his dreams are tax deductible.

Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.

Democracy -- rule by the people -- sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America.

Why administrators are respected and schoolteachers are not: An administrator is paid a lot for doing very little, while a teacher is paid very little for doing a lot.

Henry James was our master of periphrasis -- the fine art of saying as little as possible in the greatest number of words.

I am not an atheist but an earthiest. Be true to the earth.

It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave.