For women, the sexual act is a means to a higher end. For a man, it is an end in itself.

Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with the turn of an ignition key. That’s the best thing about walking, the journey itself. It doesn’t much matter whether you get where you’re going or not. You’ll get there anyway. Every good hike brings you eventually back home. Right where you started.

How can I be so evil? It ain't easy.

War? The one war I'd be happy to join is the war against officers.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

The hawk's cry is as sharp as its beak.